a Big Ugly Sweater

     Or as Hannah Grimmett and I like to call it:

"poncho for Chancho".

     Everybody loves a nice big ugly sweater day. it's the day that you can show up to school, work, the beach, or movie theater wearing something that looks like mom's been using it it to scrub dishes with for the passed three weeks, and get true, legitimate compliments. Because we all know and understand: 

ugly sweaters are the best.

 And if you're reading this not completely sure about that statement, allow me to explain why everybody else thinks so.

BIG. UGLY. SWEATERS.

Sweaters were specifically invented to provide a way for you to "snuggle while you work".  it came up when someone decided that whistling wasn't enough. Besides, what about the people like me who can't even whistle in the first place? What's going to motivate me to get the job done? Sometimes I feel like I just need a long hug to get me through the day. If you've ever come across this stressful dilemma in your life, worry no more. Because now, you have that hug. Yes ladies and gentlemen: the sweater. As it's warm fuzzy goodness wraps itself around you all the day long in the most coziest of ways, It's telling you to keep going. You're okay. You are loved. And don't give up. Josh Groban's word's are practically sewn in with every stitch, encouraging you, appreciating you, and embracing you. What more could you ever possibly need?
Well, I'll tell you: a sweater isn't all you need. No, they must be obnoxiously over sized (more fabric, more comfort) and outrageously ugly (because let's face it, jumbo sweaters can't not be ugly). 'Nuff said.

So sweater haters, the next time you see someone wearing one of these contraptions, think twice before you look at them in disgust and complete disapproval. a sweater might be the very thing you need. And who knows, maybe one of these days you'll convert to its irresistible pure bliss.
Which will lead you to be Happy as a Daisy!